Clint and Sophia were watching Paula Deen make some biscuitson the food network. Clint got aroused so Sophia decided to give him a food networking.
by Powd September 24, 2018

by domaurarigatou January 02, 2009

by holly golightly721 September 02, 2005

A TV station for stay-at-home moms, aspiring chefs, and stoners. Also a favorite of broke college students.
by funinthesun December 21, 2008

The most creative, addicting, and mouthwatering network on Television dealing with a topic loved by all human beings- FOOD. Period.
Did you see Throwdown with Bobby Flay last night after the Food Network birthday cake challenge? Wow it was insane!
by Berman September 18, 2006

a channel dedicated to food and cooking shows, but as proven by Randy Marsh on South Park the food network also doubles as a porn channel
ex.1
T.v.: "look at how the meat just falls off the bone"
Randy Marsh: aww fuck yeah thats hot *grabs blanket and proceeds to fap.
Ex.2
"I wasn't fapping to the food network
T.v.: "look at how the meat just falls off the bone"
Randy Marsh: aww fuck yeah thats hot *grabs blanket and proceeds to fap.
Ex.2
"I wasn't fapping to the food network
by forever a nerd January 08, 2011

Oh, it's okay, but soon I'll be moving to California to write for the Food Network, and it'll all be better.
by SocratesTheYounger February 22, 2011
