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FOMOOM
'Fear of missing out on money' Acronym. Also see FOMO.
A form of social anxiety — a compulsive concern that one might miss an opportunity to make money or invest in a profitable enterprise.
Condition common among people who engage in such acts as gambling, drug dealing, as well as other people who love life.
A form of social anxiety — a compulsive concern that one might miss an opportunity to make money or invest in a profitable enterprise.
Condition common among people who engage in such acts as gambling, drug dealing, as well as other people who love life.
'FOMOOM in full affect.. For fucks sake man turn off your phone and get some sleep, you look like shit'
'Catch some zzzzz'z?.. Nigger please'
'Catch some zzzzz'z?.. Nigger please'
FOMOOM by chachinggg May 1, 2014
FOMOMO
A condition largely encountered by the olds (especially in big cities with heavy traffic), defined as the regret of making big plans that involve large groups of people (parties, group dinners, concerts, etc), instead of curling up at home with a good book/Netflix/etc. Stands for Fear of Missing the Opportunity to Miss Out. A variant of flaking.
When I was drunk, I made plans to go that show at the Bowl on Saturday with Sara, Jake and their work friends, but the next morning, I woke with a bad case of FOMOMO.
FOMOMO by LOW COMPANION June 30, 2022
Fomormon
Fomormon (n.): A culturally Mormon individual—active or post-active—who operates with a chronic case of FOMO. Prioritizes group-driven social validation, trend-chasing, and surface-level “fun” over introspection, individuality, or emotional intimacy. Often asks “Why can’t I find someone?” while actively avoiding any behavior that would support finding someone.
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Symptoms of a Fomormon:
• Can’t say no to a group hang or weekend trip—even if it means ghosting a one-on-one date or canceling on something meaningful.
• Regularly says things like:
• “We seriously need to hang out more!”
• “There’s just no one to date here…”
• “I just want to have fun and see what happens.”
• Keeps a jam-packed calendar as a form of identity.
• Never sits with discomfort or growth — always planning “what’s next” instead.
• Claims to want deep connection but is emotionally avoidant and validation-dependent.
• Collects potential partners like social currency but avoids accountability.
• Confuses popularity for compatibility.
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Cultural Commentary:
Utah’s dating culture (especially in Mormon-adjacent social circles) is rife with Fomormon energy. It’s all about vibes, visibility, and social positioning. You’ll hear the same “Why don’t any good guys/girls exist anymore?” rhetoric… from people who bounce from event to event like it’s a TikTok algorithm instead of real life.
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Symptoms of a Fomormon:
• Can’t say no to a group hang or weekend trip—even if it means ghosting a one-on-one date or canceling on something meaningful.
• Regularly says things like:
• “We seriously need to hang out more!”
• “There’s just no one to date here…”
• “I just want to have fun and see what happens.”
• Keeps a jam-packed calendar as a form of identity.
• Never sits with discomfort or growth — always planning “what’s next” instead.
• Claims to want deep connection but is emotionally avoidant and validation-dependent.
• Collects potential partners like social currency but avoids accountability.
• Confuses popularity for compatibility.
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Cultural Commentary:
Utah’s dating culture (especially in Mormon-adjacent social circles) is rife with Fomormon energy. It’s all about vibes, visibility, and social positioning. You’ll hear the same “Why don’t any good guys/girls exist anymore?” rhetoric… from people who bounce from event to event like it’s a TikTok algorithm instead of real life.
“She canceled our date for a rooftop game night she didn’t even want to go to. Total Fomormon move.”
“He’s been ‘talking to’ five girls in his pickleball group for six months. Fomormon king.”
“He’s been ‘talking to’ five girls in his pickleball group for six months. Fomormon king.”