Following my instructions

That is not the problem here. When one of the school shooters (I can't remember if it was Uvalde or one of the other one) has a recording of himself saying that he is going to shoot up a school... And the FBI shows up and is UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING... HOW does THAT happen? Well, was the footage ILLEGALLY OBTAINED? I BET IT WAS!

Hym "And I TOLD YOU... Explicitly... NOT TO DO THAT. I said 'ENTRAPMENT.' I said 'OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.' I said 'HINDER THE ABILITY OF THE ACTUAL PROFESSIONALS TO DO THEIR JOB.' So YOU illegally surveil the future school shooter... And PROVOKE him into saying something... The FBI shows up... The are UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING BECAUSE ILLEGALLY OBTAINED EVIDENCE IS USELESS. And then AFTER THE FBI I LEAVES... You CONTINUED TO STALK AND HARASS THE GUY UNTIL HE ACTUALLY DID THE THING HE SAID HE WOULD DO. THAT IS YOUR FAULT. That is a you NOT FOLLOWING MY INSTRUCTIONS problem. If I had known that that was happening... BEFORE THE SCHOOL SHOOTING... I WOULD HAVE AND DID TOLD YOU TO STOP. But you wanted to use YOUR MENTALLY RETARDED BRAIN... INSTEAD OF MY SCHOOL SHOOTING STOPPING, AI CREATING, GENIUS BRAIN. And you CONTINUED TO PROVOKE THE GUY until he did it. You LIKELY INSTRUCTED PEOPLE TO DO THAT... And how did that work for everyone? And I told YOU... NOT TO DO THAT. And now YOU... Are trying to scapegoat ME. You tried to small brain a BIG BRAIN problem because you were being uppity about child safety and trying to operate above your pay-grade instead of letting the professionals do their jobs."

Following my instructions by Hym Iam November 25, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016