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Following my instructions

That is not the problem here. When one of the school shooters (I can't remember if it was Uvalde or one of the other one) has a recording of himself saying that he is going to shoot up a school... And the FBI shows up and is UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING... HOW does THAT happen? Well, was the footage ILLEGALLY OBTAINED? I BET IT WAS!
Hym "And I TOLD YOU... Explicitly... NOT TO DO THAT. I said 'ENTRAPMENT.' I said 'OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.' I said 'HINDER THE ABILITY OF THE ACTUAL PROFESSIONALS TO DO THEIR JOB.' So YOU illegally surveil the future school shooter... And PROVOKE him into saying something... The FBI shows up... The are UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING BECAUSE ILLEGALLY OBTAINED EVIDENCE IS USELESS. And then AFTER THE FBI I LEAVES... You CONTINUED TO STALK AND HARASS THE GUY UNTIL HE ACTUALLY DID THE THING HE SAID HE WOULD DO. THAT IS YOUR FAULT. That is a you NOT FOLLOWING MY INSTRUCTIONS problem. If I had known that that was happening... BEFORE THE SCHOOL SHOOTING... I WOULD HAVE AND DID TOLD YOU TO STOP. But you wanted to use YOUR MENTALLY RETARDED BRAIN... INSTEAD OF MY SCHOOL SHOOTING STOPPING, AI CREATING, GENIUS BRAIN. And you CONTINUED TO PROVOKE THE GUY until he did it. You LIKELY INSTRUCTED PEOPLE TO DO THAT... And how did that work for everyone? And I told YOU... NOT TO DO THAT. And now YOU... Are trying to scapegoat ME. You tried to small brain a BIG BRAIN problem because you were being uppity about child safety and trying to operate above your pay-grade instead of letting the professionals do their jobs."
Following my instructions by Hym Iam November 25, 2025
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