flyswatter

When a snowboarder (usually a noob) catches the front edge of their stick on the snow and is instantly face-planted by the forces of inertia. Some might call this the snowboarder's version of a yardsale, which is arbitrary because in this case no gear is broken loose and sent flying down the slopes. Flyswatters are very funny to witness. Especially by skiers.

<From the Chairlift>

Jake: Rob, did you just see that noob flyswatter his face into the ice?

Rob: Yeah, I almost pissed my pants it was so funny!

Jake and Rob: Flyswatter!!!

by TheLordofHazard March 11, 2010

japanese flyswatter

The act of slapping somebody in the face with your penis after you blow your load in there mouth, causing them to spit it out.

"He bruised my cheek after giving me the old Japanese Flyswatter"

by kingofdablumpkins June 15, 2009

Cinncinati Flyswatter

a coaster, napkin or any other object placed under a glass of liquid in order to prevent a mess.

My wife was screamin' at me about the mess on the coffee table, so I grabbed one of her copies of Cosmo and used it as a Cinncinati Flyswatter.

by Mdamascus December 26, 2009

Thomas flyswatter

bug hater

A thomas flyswatter appeared and started taking a dookie on my new carpet 🥰

by CERTIFIED SILLYGUY REAL March 22, 2024

Flyswatter Ass

A girl's ass when she tries too hard to make it swish because they think it makes them look sexier.

DAMN! That chick has such a flyswatter ass! It's about to fall outta her booty shorts!

by AirplaneEatsSky June 14, 2011