Carol swallowed a flute. She was practicing her "solo" for Gerald and it accidentally got sucked down her esophagus.
Carol screams but only the shrill sounds of a flute are able to escape as she begins to turn purple. Gerald comes rushing panicked and a look of horror comes over his face. He quickly runs to Carol and pulls a pair of pliers from a pocket on his cargo shorts. He struggles to remove the flute but eventually does successfully. Well done Gerald. Carol is able to live anouther day.
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 9, 2019
In response to the criticism they received over the Grammy for best Heavy Metal album of the year, Jethro Tull's record label took out an advertisement in Billboard magazine with a picture of a flute lying amid a pile of iron rebars and the line, "The flute is a heavy metal instrument."
Lars Ulrich was pissed
Lars Ulrich was pissed
by Disgruntled Bassist September 12, 2009
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by Hugh Grection November 20, 2005
A word used to describe a classy, sexually attractive female, generally exclaimed upon sighting. Unlike gash, the word flute cannot be used to describe an ugly woman, who may only be judged 'not flute'.
by google_worker July 19, 2010
1. the obvious reference to a musical instrument
2. slang for a glass pipe used to smoke crystal meth
3. used to describe a glass used for champagne
2. slang for a glass pipe used to smoke crystal meth
3. used to describe a glass used for champagne
The cracked-out tweaker sucked so hard on his flute, you could hear it whistle.
Everyone busts out their best champagne flutes for New Year's Eve.
Everyone busts out their best champagne flutes for New Year's Eve.
by WakiPaki November 9, 2007
an amazing instrument that makes the most beautiful music and is harder to play than any other instrument!!
by anonymous January 17, 2005