Flubbering Seal

1) One who commonly flops around on the couch like a seal with too much blubber on his body making disgusting sounds.

2)A fat-ass piece of shit with no ambition who is, by definition, completely useless.

3)Someone who is so fat and disgusting that when they lie on the couch their labored breathing drives the observer into a homicidal rage as he watches them flopping around on their gut and peeling their fat, blubbery cheeks off of his cream colored leather sofa.

4) Eric, my former roommate. (aka The Flubbering Seal)

The Flubbering Seal is such a useless, unemployed piece of shit that whenever I think of him I want to beat him to death with a tire iron.

The next time I catch that Flubbering Seal on my couch I'm going to stab him in the larynx with a pencil.

"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal."

by Nemesis of The Flubbering Seal October 26, 2007

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Flubber Cups

A large woman with dimply,stank tits that happen to be large and flappy

Wow your mom has insanly large "flubber cups"

by minTncoffe July 24, 2008

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flubber nutter

A guy who likes to have sex with fat girls.

Billy: I think Eddie is a flubber nutter.
Tom: Why?
Billy: His last three girlfriends were huge.

by lambotama December 9, 2008

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flubber tits

A fat bastard with a weight problem.

Mike J.

by SF March 25, 2003

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flubber muncher

one who is extremely attracted to human beings or animals of the obese species. they are struck by lust when in plain sight of flubber. normally can be found creeping at your local fast food restaurant.

Dude, did you hear about Tyrell?" "No, what about him?" "He's a totallllll flubber muncher!" "No way!" "Yeah dude! I totally saw him mackin' on some grenade at McDonalds!

by dandan&shanaynay April 3, 2011

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