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a series of books created to study the chakra of cattle and how to make them more happy using Tai Chi and other energetic arts.
" This Cow's Glockamentubo is very rich, these are some pictures of Tai Chi movements you can do to get your cattle in a more peaceful states. " See picture: "Making your bull more passive"

The Flowing Glockamentubo and the cow is an art most impressive for getting cattle ready for slaughter.
by Zack S April 20, 2006
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