Fermented Flower

After having sex, the man's cum is allowed to "ferment" inside the woman's vagina for an hour or two. The cum is then smeared on the mans upper lip as an act of revenge similar to the "dirty sanchez"
" I couldn't make Jenny cum, so after I passed out she gave me a fermented flower"
by Beatdead878 June 06, 2016
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club card flowers

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."

Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"
by qac_3 October 29, 2010
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Daniel Flowers

A guy with a very low iq and a very tiny penis, he usually wants to kill himself but that’s only because he’s a drug addict. Also you can’t forgot Danny’s are usually Jewish.
by Dunno58 April 30, 2019
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Spleens Flower

Jeff: Hey, Jay, wanna go to Fred's party? I hear he has loads of Spleens Flower.
Jay: Spleens Flower?
Jeff: Coke. he has a huge coke stash, Jay.
Jay: oh, I'm not into drugs.
by Poyomaster696969 September 09, 2020
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GIVE HIM HIS FLOWERS

"Did you see how phenomenal that Legend was? I'm just trying to give him his flowers. Damn his performance got my juices flowing."
by xPaRqUeT May 28, 2025
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corpse flower

The act of a penis going hard during rigor mortis stage of death of a man.
Chandler - "I found Dustins body in the bed with a corpse flower, it was smaller than i expected."
by Chinook299 January 19, 2024
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dried flower

A person who shows signs of endurance, strength, and resilience in the face of adversity.
She's like a dried flower I admire her.
by Shakedawg07 June 11, 2023
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