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Florida Feet 

The excruciating, throbbing, blistering pain of the feet caused by extreme amounts of walking within a 24 hour period; so named because this condition tends to inflict visitors to Orlando theme parks, but can be applied to any leisurely activity involving copious walking. Can usually be prevented by wearing comfortable shoes, and can usually be cured by soaking one's feet in icy Natty Light.
Remind me not to wear my sandals next time we go to Ocean City. I've got a bitching case of Florida Feet!
Florida Feet by Dodger of Zion March 29, 2010

Florida Feet 

When your feet look like you live in a trailer park after walking anywhere In Florida without shoes on.
Brooke, I left my shoes at the beach and walked back to your house, look at my florida feet.
Florida Feet by Shawn Parent April 5, 2008