The floppy donkey is when a guy spreads his legs slightly while standing and thrusts his hips back and forth furiously resulting in his pecker swinging back forth like a pindulum. The floppy donkey is most effective while wearing gym shorts or sweat pants!
When Janet bent over to pick up her pencil I molly-whopped her square in the face with my floppy donkey
by samps daddy January 27, 2011
by Patrik McGroin May 24, 2008
Disgraced Canadian teacher William Fabel informed the class that D.G.'s pendulous bosum made her "a bona-fide floppy donkey, eh".
by Clarke the Tank October 27, 2005
by ChihuahuaDriveBy May 07, 2015
by pimp master ryan March 15, 2003
by KRUSTIN DEMON May 16, 2003
Someone with a huge dick
Most like Floppy and as big as a donkeys
(Most Corbin’s an Logan’s don’t have this but your friend Mason does)
Most like Floppy and as big as a donkeys
(Most Corbin’s an Logan’s don’t have this but your friend Mason does)
by NiggyBiggy 69 May 23, 2018