The floppy donkey is when a guy spreads his legs slightly while standing and thrusts his hips back and forth furiously resulting in his pecker swinging back forth like a pindulum. The floppy donkey is most effective while wearing gym shorts or sweat pants!
When Janet bent over to pick up her pencil I molly-whopped her square in the face with my floppy donkey
by samps daddy January 26, 2011
Get the Floppy Donkeymug. by Patrik McGroin May 24, 2008
Get the floppy donkeymug. Disgraced Canadian teacher William Fabel informed the class that D.G.'s pendulous bosum made her "a bona-fide floppy donkey, eh".
by Clarke the Tank October 27, 2005
Get the floppy donkeymug. by ChihuahuaDriveBy May 8, 2015
Get the floppy donkey knockoutmug. by pimp master ryan March 15, 2003
Get the floppy donkey dickmug. by KRUSTIN DEMON May 16, 2003
Get the floppy donkey dongmug. Someone with a huge dick
Most like Floppy and as big as a donkeys
(Most Corbin’s an Logan’s don’t have this but your friend Mason does)
Most like Floppy and as big as a donkeys
(Most Corbin’s an Logan’s don’t have this but your friend Mason does)
by NiggyBiggy 69 June 8, 2018
Get the Floppy Donkey Dickmug.