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Floor Buddy 

The person that sits on the floor out of instinct directly after you do. This is usually done when smoking weed with a group of friends, in order to make handing you the bong or blunt less difficult.
Guy: "There's too many people on this couch I'm moving to the floor. I need a floor buddy."

Girl: *slides out of her seat & repositions herself onto the floor directly after*
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Flood buddy 

When you are at that point in life when there is no chance of survival... call dibs on the cutest guy near you, and grab your last chance for pleasure...
Even before he heard the warning alarms and the call to abandon ship, Tony knew it was over. As fast as a cheetah, he ran to his Flood Buddy, Mark, and made love like only dying men can.
Flood buddy by Morbaag September 29, 2012
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