Not a yellow floofy thing, you sick person.
Mistaking them as such will cause a group of federal officers to come and kidnap you in your sleep.

A yellow floofer is sadly too often mistaken as a yellow floofy thing. For those who truly know the difference, seeing someone who doesn't provokes a strong negative reaction.
Person 1: Is it time?

Person 2: I believe so.

Person 1: Get the yellow floofers.

Person 2: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! You FOOL!!!!!!
by Jimbobob5536 November 10, 2009
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A human that exhibits behaviors that are quirky and adorkable, like that of a dog/cat doing weird things. It is used as a form light teasing
You are such a floof/floofer. Reminds me of when my dog knocked my drink over with a bag over its head
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A giant pancake that is rolled into a newspaper like fashion. A multipurpose tool that ranges from salad slapping to wafting farts.
After slapping salads with the Pancake Floofer, Kimmy's hysterical laughter led to a big fart. I said "Don't worry Kimmy, my Pancake Floofer also waft farts!
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"Jasmyn Queen really wanted a floofer. Little did she know, it was a piece of shit.
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floofers The floofers is when u wash/condition your hair and after it dry’s it get’s really soft and very puffy
Jesus Jimmy, I just got the floofers how am I gonna get this to look good for my date with Carly tonight.
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