Flirt to Convert

The act of flirting to convince an unsuspecting person to attend your church

Person 1: How did you get him to come to church?
Person 2: I just had to flirt to convert.

Flirt to Convert by K-Dizzile January 22, 2008

Word of the Day on June 17, 2017

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Flirt to Convert

A method used by the religious(typically female) to convert the non-religious. It generally begins with flirtatious eye contact and body language, and segues to an invitation to a church, where the nonbeliever successfully stomachs the primitive ritualistic nonsense, and bangs her that night.

PJ: " Yeah, Katie tried to pull a flirt to convert on me yesterday."
Wes: " What happened?"
PJ: " I banged her. Then, I think she asked for forgiveness....I'm seeing her again tonite."

Flirt to Convert by Nadasurfer July 15, 2017

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Related Words

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Flirt to convert

Flirting in an attempt to change someone's sexuality.

Man, I saw that fine lil' Mami and I just HAD to flirt to convert.

Flirt to convert by MadMortuary June 17, 2017

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convert to flirt

When a person (usually a guy) joins a religious group (usually Christian) so he can date the wholesome people of the opposite gender (usually girls).

Also the response to flirt to convert

I want to date wholesome Christian girls. Guess I need to convert to flirt.

convert to flirt by bread2 March 20, 2018

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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