Flightnard

The name of a person who misses their flight because they drinking heavily in the airport bar.

Alternate meaning: Anyone acting like an ass on an airplane.

Dude, I'm such a flightnard! I got wasted in airport pub at Heathrow and missed my flight to Hamburg.

Alternate usage: I heard the stewardesses making fun of a flightnard in first class that kept farting on the plane to Amsterdam.

Flightnard by Crab&Cabbage February 22, 2011

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Flightmare

An especially bad flight.

I just had a total flightmare from New York to LA. Crying babies, the whole nine yards.

Flightmare by Skinnysherm June 21, 2011

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flightmare

When sitting on a plane and something bad happens such as a delay, or turbulence, or a crying baby. A very bad flight experience.

Can you believe we sat on the runway 3 hours before the plane took off? That was a flightmare!

flightmare by Bretskii March 30, 2008

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Flightmare

When you're having a nightmare with anything to do with air travel

My flight was cancelled... Flightmare!!!

Flightmare by TheSuggmeister June 5, 2010

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flightmare

To have a terrible time in relation to flights, flying, the booking of flights etc. A nightmare in relation to a flight or flights.

"I am having a total flightmare trying to sort this trip out! There are no connecting flights unless I was a 37hour layover!"

flightmare by JuanSanClaro October 19, 2023

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flightmare

A nightmare involving flight delays or cancellations. This term was created after two flights with two airlines were cancelled within 24 hours.

Having one cancelled flight is bad, but two? That’s a flightmare!

flightmare by brib3nz March 10, 2024

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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