Flat Meat 

n. road kill that's been run over so many times, it's extremely flat.

China King sells Flat Meat instead of real food.

Flat Meat by Samira Williams January 23, 2009

flatmeat 

1. unleavened roadside meat treat

2. essentially a furry little animal that got caught under a tire or otherwise squashed my moving vehicle. generally has a rancid smell and a jerky like texture; preferred by mountain folk, hillbillies and the inbred.

3. not kosher.

see roadkill also see street pizza

hooo weee! dab nagit... stop the truck cletus! i saw me sum flatmeat back thar!

flatmeat by ob1 April 1, 2004

flatmeat 

road killed animal

my neighbor's cat was hit by the garbage truck and turned into flatmeat.

flatmeat by chuckers November 4, 2003