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Flat Ass Society

A select club frequented only by those with the finest of pancaked rear ends. An ass so flat that even a bicycle pump could not bring it back to life.
Her ass is so flat, she could be the major shareholder and chief executive of the Flat Ass Society
by LordChewie January 15, 2026
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Flat Ass Society

A select club frequented only by those with the finest of pancaked rear ends. An ass so flat that even a bicycle pump could not bring it back to life.
Her ass is so flat, she could be the major shareholder and chief executive of the Flat Ass Society
by LordChewie January 15, 2026
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