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Flash Gordon 

1.The King of the Impossible.
2. Savior of the Universe.
Well, if someone doesn't turn Flash Gordon we're all going to die alow, grisly deaths!

Flash Gordon 

A certain UK Prime Minister who is a bit overweight, but saved the world, or at least the global financial markets. Or those in the UK.
Flash Gordon has saved the world at the G20 summit
Flash Gordon by SGrooved April 23, 2009

Flash Gordon 

(v) When a male's penis is in a female's anus during doggy-style sex the male applies a Tazer to the female for a full 5 second burst causing the female's anus to constrict tightly around the penis.
Dude, I totally Flash Gordon'd this chick last night. She clenched down so hard it neary cut my dick off in her ass!
Flash Gordon by SSully October 17, 2007

Flash Gordon 

v. To run from a fugly woman.
When the HBIC figured I wasn't gonna take one for the team she went all yahtzee to nazi on my ass. So I flash gordoned the bathroom and stall stalled till she quick banging on the door.
Flash Gordon by GotSlimed August 8, 2010

Flash Gordon 

Rig:"Hey who keeps turning off the lights?"
STG:"I don't know?"
Rig:"That Flash"
STG:"Snigger...."
Flash Gordon by Mr Flash January 27, 2005

Flash Gordon 

A dude that has to flash his jewelry, cash, cars, or expensive possessions to get girls.
Man#1: Look at homie over there tryin' to Mack on Becky.

Man#2: Oh that ain't nobody but Flash Gordon!!! She wouldn't even stop to talk to him if that fool wasn't drvin' a brand new Cl 500. Dude has no game.
Flash Gordon by boo&brasen October 29, 2014