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Flaccid Lettuce
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The soggy
disappointment
that
lettuce
becomes after being
microwaved
Bro, I reheated my lunch
yesterday
& I realised I made flaccid lettuce.
Oh my god
, I
feel bad
for ya.
by
Rucks
May 12, 2025
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