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fixer-downer 

Real estate term referring to a house so dilapidated that even fixing it UP wouldn't make it attractive.
Amelia: "I'm sending you a listing of a fixer-upper. It needs a lot of work but the price is good and so is the location."
Bob (upon receiving the listing): "You've gotta be kidding me, Amelia. Looks more like a fixer-downer to me. Take another gander."
fixer-downer by stockman09 January 7, 2008

Fiber Deposit

I'll be back in 45 minutes. I've got to go make a fiber deposit

Fiber Deposit

I'm headed to the Bank of Porcelain to make a HUGE fiber deposit.

A fiver Davies

A fiver Davies ; when you give a close friend a measly fiver for a landmark birthday present.
I only gave a fiver Davies to one of my close friends .
A fiver Davies by Chrishourihane February 9, 2023

moonso of gloggy bon fized moycon deft b lopa 

A phrase written hastily on a piece of plywood, the floor of a hastily constructed drainage pipe house. My friend asked me to read the phrase. I did and it was awesome, and we used it for the next 10 years, mainly to confuse people, as we would randomly say the phrase in conversation. Shortly after the day it was written, my friend "translated" the phrase. The only word I now recall was "moycon" it translated as "marihuana"
Me: moonso of gloggy bon fized moycon deft b lopa. You: LOL Yeah man, I dig it.

Finer than a dog's hair split three ways 

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!