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1) Length of a below average penis.

2) Average length penis of a teenage boy.
Hey if you only have five inches you can always use your tounge for backup!
by Kurt91 June 17, 2004
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selfish idiots in my neighborhood who think that they don't need to wear a mask because the rest of us do
A maskhole jogged right past me in the park today
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