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Five F's 

A man's take on 'dating' women...

1. Find em
2. Feel em
3. Finger em
4. Fuck em
5. Forget em
Man 1: Hey do you know the Five F's?
Man 2: Hell yeah...who doesn't?
Man 3: I don't...
Man 1 and 2: huh???!!!
Five F's by Bingo69 April 26, 2009
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five f's 

The five stages in a successful relationship with a woman. They are: Find her. Feed her. Feel her. Fuck her. And forget her.
Marmaduke met Chloe. This was a standard five f's scenario.
five f's by Sinner Bob July 31, 2006

The five f's

A stupid students report card Math-F English-F Science-F Geography-F LOTE-F
Student 1: Aww man, i got the five f's
Student 2: You suck, your adopted!
The five f's by brndnnrtn July 11, 2009

The Five F’s 

Five Friends Fucking For Free

This is what you call five friends having an orgy. It’s also a code word for those who are poly and know each other.
Friend 1: “Man have you heard of the five f’s?”
Friend 2: “No, what’s that?”
Friend 1: “it’s ‘five friends fucking for free’, karen used to use say that when she came back from the funny farm”
Friend 2: “that’s fucking weird, man”
The Five F’s by ermagerddddddd September 8, 2019

Spy Pacer Five Thousand (S.P.F.T.) 

The primary vehicle of 77Pacer Studios: a red 1977 AMC Pacer hatchback automobile that's equipped with super high-tech gadgets, weapons, etc.
"I am the Spy Pacer Five Thousand (S.P.F.T.). 'SPFT' if you prefer."
Find 'em , Follow 'em, Finger 'em, Fuck 'em, Forget 'em
John introduced the concept of the Five Fs to a smiling Mary during their speed date: "You don't know about the Five Fs? It's a maxim I've always tried to live by."
Five Fs by Bobalong July 19, 2007
the five Fs people do: french feel finger fuck
he wanted to d othe five Fs with me but i said no
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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