Fish hand

The act of shaking a father’s hand moments after finger banging his daughter.

At Thanksgiving I met my future father in law and gave him the ol’ fish hand.

Fish hand by Rusty From El Reno November 20, 2020

Fish hand

When a male shakes another male's hand without any firmness whatsoever. Fish handshaking usually results in the normal handshaking party to doubt the manhood of the other.

Hey man, I met some dude at the game last night. He looked like a stand up guy, until he gave me the fish hand.

Fish hand by Sat Man December 9, 2008

oceanman with a fish at hand 

a dude named oceanman who always has a fish (like salmon)

person a: ayo bro u see oceanman with a fish at hand ???

person b: yeah man, that was a mighty fish

person a: fr man

oceanman with a fish at hand by srahtonin May 4, 2022

Taking the wrong fish by the hand 

To make a poor choice or miscalculate when selecting someone or something important.

"He felt that he was ‘taking the wrong fish by the hand' when he hired the new employee, who turned out to be unreliable and not a good fit for the team."

Taking the wrong fish by the hand by quacku November 15, 2024

Dead Fish Handshake 

The ultimate faux pas in handshaking criteria. When you shakes another person's hand, it feels as if you are holding a dead fish.

John: "Did you meet Anthony yet?"
David: "Yeah, notice that pussy ass dead fish handshake of his?"

Dead Fish Handshake by Barack Oprama January 10, 2008

Limp fish handshake

To give a weak handshake.

This guy looks unconfident. He has a limp fish handshake.

Limp fish handshake by potap April 21, 2010

Fish Hands 

Fish hands is a breed of fish from the Polymixiidae family, though unlike its biological relatives, who live among the tropical waters of the Atlantic, Indian and Pacific Oceans, Fish hands is found around the borders of photos of randoms on Facebook. Fish hands survive off modern culture and thrive in strong social situations.

Procedure:

1. In achieving our goal, members of Fish Hands must perform the following for mad props and points.
1.1 When a photo is being taken of you, Fish Hands = points.
1.2 When a photo is being taken of somebody near you, leaning in for Fish Hands = more points.

2. The hailing of props is judged so accordingly.
2.1 The less you know the person within the photo, the larger the props.
2.2 The less you know the person taking the photo, the larger the props.
2.3 Props are awarded in varieties of mad, wicked, gnarly, etc and judged so on a case to case basis.

3. The awarding of points is judged so accordingly.
3.1 Owning or contributing to a well maintained Fish Hands album on facefuck is points.
3.2 Having your Fish Hands published on a non-believers facecunt album is epic points.
3.3 The quantity of invaded photos within a random’s facebook album directly relates to the epicness of said points.
3.4 Points are not actually calculated or maintained. Who gives a fuck.

Ultimate goal;
To see fish hands somewhere outside Australia, hence dominating the global market of media.

see teh facebook group for examples

Chris! Another photo ruined by fish hands

Fish Hands by hooolian January 2, 2009