fiscally conservative

A word that penny-pinchers use to defend their frugality.

A.K.A. Cheap!!

(origin: somewhere in Canada's capital)

I'm not cheap... I'm fiscally conservative!!

fiscally conservative by Jeanne August 26, 2004

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Fiscally conservative

When one tells forgets his/her wallet and tells you that they will buy you dinner to pay you back on condition that it's the exact same amount or less than you originally paid.

(original origin.... Timmins, now the nations Capital

Hey are you going to buy me dinner. Sure as long as it's worth the same as a coffee and bagel.

Fiscally conservative by Pat September 9, 2004

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Socially Liberal, but Fiscally Conservative

A person who wants to appear progressive, but is actually a fascist.

“I’m socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. I care about people but not enough to see them cared for on a systemic level.”

Socially Liberal, but Fiscally Conservative by mushroomsandbathrooms April 18, 2023

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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