Shots Fired

When you say something that it's damn ass sure that it will leave you or your actual feelings discovered

Man: Hey i've got something to tell you...

Girl: What is it?

Man: I really like it when we are together

Girl: ...
*Shots Fired*

by HARRYKZ May 31, 2017

Stock Fire

Something that is burning out of control. Derivative of a stock car crash that causes a fire.

Our love is like a stock fire.
The house burned down like a stock fire.
Hot as a stock fire.

by Copain December 2, 2020

forrest fire

a large mob of angry idiots with weapons

my friend attracted a forrest fire yesterday by calling the boss an idiot.

by Archer S. October 11, 2017

fire scallops

A giant red head's scrotum with one nut chocked off laying on a prep table.

Originated in a restaurant in downtown Orlando.

Take a picture of these fire scallops to show what today's special is.

by I_Am_Jimmy_Bob December 2, 2022

fire cheese plate

A code term used by restaurant staff to point out a hottie in the dining room.

Fire cheese plate at table twelve

by Sarah Jane beans April 9, 2017

Fire cunt

Max Garrard

Max Garrard is such a cunt he’s a fire cunt. A cunt, but on fire. Fire cunt.

by Junt February 23, 2020

firing order

Da unique progressive sequence in which da head of a service-garage sacks each of his dumb-a** mechanics due to their screwing up da placement of da ignition-wires on car-engines dat they're workings on.

Tronald Dump was notoriously heavy-handed and irrationally flippant about terminating da employment of his hapless apprentices, so it's a good thing he didn't run a garage where they repaired ignition-systems, or his firing order would likely have been even more despicable; besides, I seriously doubt dat his "rich 'n' pampered Daddy's-boy" fingers have ever even experienced handling a wrench or screwdriver to actually do any auto-repairs of his own, and so he would have no room to talk, anyway. Why, he probably couldn't even understand or follow da written/drawn instructions in a Haynes repair manual, and so how could he possibly be justified in criticizing anyone else if said naive laborer goofs up once in a while???

by QuacksO April 10, 2020