visiting fireman

A special guest from out of town who is getting the grand tour.

Hello this is Joe he is a visiting fireman.

by Lori the K April 17, 2008

fireman party

noun/verb - the most extreme form of partying, usually featuring cocaine, rear entry, ferrets and fireman boots

Person 1: Do you like to party?

Person 2: You mean like, fireman party?

by Tnye February 16, 2009

alaskan fireman

When you are about to blow your load, start a girl's pubic hair on fire. Pull out, make a siren noise, and put out the fire with said load.

I just gave that bitch an alaskan fireman, and now she has 3rd degree burns!

by LOLNOU February 1, 2008

fireman's blanket

A toilet paper trampoline placed at the bottom of the toilet to break a turds fall and thus prevent any splashback

"Yo my guts were feeling bad so when i went to the toilet i threw a fireman's blanket down"

by Kez00007 March 7, 2007

Firemans blanket

a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (shit pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.

if you had of put a firemans blanket in the dunny you would not have got a wet ring piece.

by James October 1, 2004

German Fireman

The act of snorting a line of Andy Capp’s Hot Fries immediately followed by chugging an ice cold, refreshing and never bitter, Becks - Germanys Finest Export.

Eric: Hey, any fun plans for tonight?
Tim: Nothing really, I have a can of Sherwin Williams at home that I’ve been dying to crack but I think I’ll just do a German Fireman instead!

by uuuhithinkimoutside August 9, 2018

Rubber Fireman

Safe sex method that lets you have sex with a girl of questionable morals. It involves putting on a condom, dipping it in hot sauce, and then putting on a second condom. This way if the outer condom breaks she'll know and if the inner one breaks, you'll know.

Did you bang Sarah last night? Yeah I had to use the Rubber Fireman.

by W K Enterprises January 28, 2011