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fireman's blanket 

Descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a turd has been pinched out.
He layed the fireman's blanket, protecting himself from the inevitable soaking in the wake of his crap.
fireman's blanket by Pettit you kaant September 7, 2005
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fireman's blanket 

A toilet paper trampoline placed at the bottom of the toilet to break a turds fall and thus prevent any splashback
"Yo my guts were feeling bad so when i went to the toilet i threw a fireman's blanket down"
fireman's blanket by Kez00007 March 9, 2007

Firemans blanket 

a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (shit pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.
if you had of put a firemans blanket in the dunny you would not have got a wet ring piece.
Firemans blanket by James October 1, 2004
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