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Fingerlock
A joining of the four non-thumb fingers, like a horizontal high five, with fingers straight and interlocked, met and squeezed. Most common use: congratulations. Can also be romantic or supportive, a gesture between friends, signifying solidarity.
"Good joke, dude, fingerlock!"
"I'm glad you came, babe, fingerlock me."
"Sweetheart, you'll be okay, fingerlock and forget!"
"I'm glad you came, babe, fingerlock me."
"Sweetheart, you'll be okay, fingerlock and forget!"
Fingerlock by Tubetop2012 July 12, 2012
Five Finger Dick Punch
A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.
Five Finger Dick Punch by Five Finger Dick Punch May 31, 2016
Fingerdingo Kebab
When a man with extremely long fingers skewers several pussys at once, causing the women to form a Fingerdingo kebab.
Fingerdingo Kebab by Aaron the playa July 12, 2018
Fingerlickin' Chicken
Nickname for a big time chicken eater.
Especially apropos to any individual who eats Popeye's or KFC more than four meals per week or buys a whole barrel (tub) for themself and hides leftovers for snack treats.
Carrying around a plastic bag of "chicken for later" or eating it while driving certainly merits this monicker.
Especially apropos to any individual who eats Popeye's or KFC more than four meals per week or buys a whole barrel (tub) for themself and hides leftovers for snack treats.
Carrying around a plastic bag of "chicken for later" or eating it while driving certainly merits this monicker.
Fingerlickin' Chicken by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner
A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.
Fingerfucker
One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.
1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.
2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.
2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.
Fingerfucker by sour-puss July 3, 2007