Finger Poo 

When you get fingered up the bum when you need a poo, the resulting poo ends up on the fingerers finger.

Zooey; Don't finger me up the bum, i need a poo
Jim; Urrh i got poo on my finger.
Jim got a Finger Poo

Finger Poo by SuperCliff June 3, 2009

Poo Finger 

when you put you finger into your boxers and gather up the sweet and poo onto your finger and rub it under someones nose, leaving the smell under thier nose for hours

tadgh - "it smells of ass round here"
rob - *in hysterics*
tadgh - "rob did you poo finger me?"

Poo Finger by mattyboy555 January 12, 2010

poo finger 

the act of getting fingered in the ass. the result is a poo finger

person A: i was watching a porn. its was hot, but then the chick fingered her asshole.. and it had to smell.. like like like...
person B: like a poo finger?
person A: whats that
person B: look it up at www.urbandictionary.com

poo finger by shortbusguy July 21, 2006

Poo Finger 

Custom single-finger glove designed to cover a surgically installed anus on the tip of one's own left index finger.

Did you hear about the Asian guy born without an anus? He saved his money until he was 55 so he could finally get it plumbed. Hope he had enough savings leftover for his Poo Finger.

Poo Finger by Dub Dub Lifer April 13, 2011

poo finger 

A shot of gin, with a small hint of Lea & Perrins. Consumed in one go. Can also be a 'shit finger' when using tabasco sauce.

Origins of first invention trace back to the 'Nutshell' pub, in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk of England. The pub is one of the smallest in the UK.

"Shut up Jamel you nigger, and take a poo finger"

"Can I please have £20s worth of shit fingers, then hand them round the bar to all these old people reading papers"

poo finger by Mike Raphael December 26, 2008

poo finger 

The finger shaped piece of poo that is bumped into when an object is inserted into someone's anus.

1) "I stuck my dick in her ass and pushed her poo finger until I blew my load."

2) "Go clean yourself out, I don't want to bump with no stinky poo finger tonight"

poo finger by Huskey Balls October 3, 2006

Finger poont 

When you finger paint with your poop.

Bob was so messed up on bath salts he tried finger poonting van Goghs starry night on his bathroom wall.

Finger poont by Jujunum October 23, 2014