Finger Marshall

Someone who shits all over a toilet, smears it into the walls and gets caught brown handed. Then with the same hand fingers a fatbird on the dance floor of mambos.

‘Oh look it’s that lemon boy shit smearer!’

‘Who finger Marshall?’

by TheRealPibidy February 13, 2025

marshmallow fingers

What happens to the fingers of amateur guitarists who play for three hours in a row without a break. Their delicate wittle finger tips just can't handle those metal strings and they get all puffy and tingly...and look and feel like marshmallows.

Larry: Dude, I played the guitar for like 3 hours today!

Rick: OMG! You have marshmallow fingers...

Larry: I know. I guess I need to man up a little and practice more, right?

by frozengrapes151.4 September 24, 2012