finalism

A state of mind, usually during final exams, where your priorities list is read from the bottom.

Example 1:
"Dude! did you study? you have a final exam tomorrow!"
"Just a minute, I have to define the word (Finalism) first"

Example 2:
You are in the "finalism" state of mind when:
You have finals, but you have to clean your room, call your mom, format your PC, clean your car first.

Example 3:
You have to record a song when you don't even know how to play a guitar, during final exams.

by Faisal_ha June 19, 2009

finalysis

noun- A contraction of the term 'final analysis'.

In finalysis, when you look at all the asshole's in existence, one is hard pressed to accept Darwin's theory. Survival of the fittest, my ass.

by badugah February 14, 2009

Finalitis

The condition suffered by students during the week of finals. Common symptoms usually include chronic headache, narcolepsy, and cravings for cheap mexican food.

"Joey can't seem to keep his eyes open, those tests must have given him some bad finalitis."

by Garexus June 6, 2007

Finalitis

A disease that eats away your brain at the end of finals week and will not allow you to study for your last day of finals. A disease similar to senioritis, but more advanced

You studying for your last final tonight?
>F*ck no I got finalitis...I'm just gonna wing it tomorrow

by Duke_0302 May 6, 2010

Finalsese

A word that, when used, automatically wins any and every argument without competition. This word cannot be overruled by another word or a finalsese on top of it, for finalsese are final.

Jeff: "No way dude. You will never win this argument. I have the better claim, evidence and reasoning, along with a well-crafted conclusion ."
Jon: "That would be true, but I must end this argument. I am right and I call finalsese."
Jeff: Screams while he slowly melts into a puddle of heavily acidic bodily fluids before the said fluids combust with the oxygen at such a fast level that a nuclear explosion is set off, killing Jon as he mutters his glorious last words"
Jon: "You can't beat a finalsese, Jeff. I win."

by davege May 28, 2019

Fidalisis Maximus

Refers to a big stick with a big nigger placed on top of it. Usually used for eating and feasting with the boys

Hey boys I’m so hungry I could eat a whole

“fidalisis maximus”.

Nigger watch out or I’m going to turn you into a “fidalisis maximus”

by Nikgarmanpoop December 17, 2018

finalsmashnetwork

A youtuber who is losing interest in super smash bros despite his name

Man I sure miss those good old days when finalsmashnetwork streamed SSb4 Wii U a lot

by Chartoge February 21, 2017