FieldEdge

A software company that will push you to the limits of sanity! "Get FieldEdge", they said. "It practically does everything for you", they said. "...so LOGICALLY designed", they said. "...we will integrate all your data for you", they said.

Immediately after the purchase of this software your will is fated to be broken. Your career choice will be questioned! Your sanity will be questioned...by your coworkers...your boss....even FieldEdge themselves. ITS MADNESS I TELL YOU! MADNESS!!

Meghan: "Donna doesn't look so good.....has she been logged into FieldEdge all day?"
Justin: "No wonder!! That FieldEdge will drive anyone batshit crazy!"

FieldEdge by 2BorNot2BDlee August 26, 2024

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fitledge

Like a ledge, but fit aswell. A quick way of describing a person (usually male) who is good looking, cool, hot body and popular.

"Shes going out with him, hes a fitledge"
"Mate, we are basicly fitledges now"

fitledge by Edward Taylor November 7, 2007

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FieldEdge • fielded • fitledge • Felder-gelder • Field Dress • Field Dressing • Field effect • fielding error • Fried edges

fielded

Getting indirectly asked, in a carefully planned, roundabout way, whether one is homosexual, whether through intricate conversation or sending out friends as emmissaries.

The other day at Denny's, I saw a trucker get fielded by a scene kid.

fielded by Luis Anderson January 13, 2008

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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