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Flybernate 

A specific type of sleep for air travel that occurs from the time you board a plane until you land.

Also: flybernation - the act of sleeping from the time you board the plane until you land.
person a: "How was your flight?"

person b: "No clue. I decided to flybernate since I hate flying."
Flybernate by OMGR8US January 26, 2011

Flabergate 

1) The act of sweating from man boobs.

2) When a large man with man boobs sweats enough to form the damp outline of his man boobs on his shirt.
Did you see that old man with moobs jogging? He was flabergating enough sweat to fill a bucket.

I tend to flabergate when I failasturbate.
Flabergate by OldmanMoobs March 17, 2009

Flabbernated 

A way to describe ones flabby body or more specifically the arms after they have not worked out. Also refers to storing flab for the winter for hibernation.
You shouldn't wear that tank-top, not with your arms all flabbernated like that!

Girl, not only is your ass fat, but your arms are flabbernated!

Does this outfit make me look fat? No, but your flabbernated body does!

After giving up her exercise regimen, her body quickly became flabbernated.

Fibernate 

To store fiber in one's bowels in hibernation mode for a sudden release of deep cleansing.
Person1: I don't seem to shit!
Person2: You should fibernate. Tomorrow morning you'll have the best shit of your life!
Fibernate by fi-ber-nate October 16, 2011

flabercated

Jen was flabercated when her head blew up.

flaberated 

A dream when you have unholy thoughts
I had a flaberated dream about my crush
flaberated by That Man Marco November 30, 2019