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fiance fifteen
look at that skinny bitch! she's lost a lot of weight since she got engaged.
well, you know she can't fit in her wedding dress without losing that fiance fifteen. she bought a size 2.
well, you know she can't fit in her wedding dress without losing that fiance fifteen. she bought a size 2.
fiance fifteen by wesleywhatwhat July 13, 2010
fiance
Future husband, person to which one is engaged to marry
French for "to trust", comes from the French word to betrothe.
French for "to trust", comes from the French word to betrothe.
fiance by cutiecorey July 28, 2005
fiange
Pronounced "fee-ahn-gay"
When a man who is very effeminate and an OBVIOUS closet case homosexual is engaged to be married to a woman. At times he may not be gay but act JUST metrosexual enough that you could SWEAR you smell a hint of cum on his breath. If he was heterosexual, he would be her fiance, but since the probability is high that he likes dick too... he is better titled as her fiange.
The woman in this farce of a relationship may be aware of this, she may be oblivious to it, or she just may not be bothered by this because she is sleeping with her co-worker/friend's husband on the sly.
When a man who is very effeminate and an OBVIOUS closet case homosexual is engaged to be married to a woman. At times he may not be gay but act JUST metrosexual enough that you could SWEAR you smell a hint of cum on his breath. If he was heterosexual, he would be her fiance, but since the probability is high that he likes dick too... he is better titled as her fiange.
The woman in this farce of a relationship may be aware of this, she may be oblivious to it, or she just may not be bothered by this because she is sleeping with her co-worker/friend's husband on the sly.
Setting: An office cube somewhere...
Female Co-Worker: Hey, did you hear that Bob & Stacey are engaged!?
Male Co-Worker: (laughs) Oh... you mean "en-GAY-ged"?
Female Co-Worker: Huh... I don't get it?
Male Co-Worker: What!? Are you blind, deaf, or should I just call you Helen Keller? Bob is as queer as a picnic basket in January! Lispy ass voice, and that swishy, prancy walk of his. I think he may even wear women's jeans.
Female Co-Worker: Well, how could Stacey and him have been together for so long if he's gay?
Male Co-Worker: Because, you moron, she is sleeping with everyone's husbands around here. Bob is her fiange... kind of like a fiance except were all pretty sure he likes dick as much as she does... I mean, come on, if she was getting her needs taken care of by Bob... why would she be sleeping with so-and-so's husband?
Female Co-Worker: Wow... maybe you're right!
Male Co-Worker: Duh!
Female Co-Worker: Hey, did you hear that Bob & Stacey are engaged!?
Male Co-Worker: (laughs) Oh... you mean "en-GAY-ged"?
Female Co-Worker: Huh... I don't get it?
Male Co-Worker: What!? Are you blind, deaf, or should I just call you Helen Keller? Bob is as queer as a picnic basket in January! Lispy ass voice, and that swishy, prancy walk of his. I think he may even wear women's jeans.
Female Co-Worker: Well, how could Stacey and him have been together for so long if he's gay?
Male Co-Worker: Because, you moron, she is sleeping with everyone's husbands around here. Bob is her fiange... kind of like a fiance except were all pretty sure he likes dick as much as she does... I mean, come on, if she was getting her needs taken care of by Bob... why would she be sleeping with so-and-so's husband?
Female Co-Worker: Wow... maybe you're right!
Male Co-Worker: Duh!
fiange by That'll teach you! January 22, 2007
90 day fiance
me:hey mum whats for din-
mum:SHUT UP THERES A NEW EPISODE OF 90 DAY FIANCE
(based off a true story)
mum:SHUT UP THERES A NEW EPISODE OF 90 DAY FIANCE
(based off a true story)
90 day fiance by imma a person who is alright. January 13, 2019
one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre
"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."
one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre by JormanThoad February 28, 2018
fiancizzle
This is how people who are no longer hip but also not stuck-up assholes refer to the person they're engaged to. "Fiansizzle" is an accepted variant spelling.
Man in line at grocery store to other fellows also in line: "Hey daddios, any of you crazy cats got dibs on that hep dolly over there?" Another man in line: "I do. She is my fiancizzle."
fiancizzle by Bob-e. G. August 29, 2017
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