Fez Balls Share definition Flag When you stick your balls on a silly morrocon hat to get a cheap laugh from your drunk mates... see photo. haha! dave stuck his balls on the fez... FEZ BALLS! Fez Balls by NickJames January 10, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Fez Balls mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch