a variant of "fat", which means:
1) noun: the lumps and rolls on a large person's body
2) verb: to be large and possess lumps and rolls
Al: No, Ryan's like a flying squirrel.
Me: He's too fet to even fly.
Al: They just hover.
Me: He's too fet to even hover.
by braindoo February 15, 2005
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Fake pets. Usable for taking pictures with in order to post on your dating profiles. You don't own the animal, you just pose with it.
Brian walked his neighborhood in search for the stray cat to pose with for his tinder profile. He's seen different fets around the block but had to lure that perfect cat with tuna. He ate the tuna after and didnt' feed it.
by pikachu.pantie May 26, 2017
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A party, often specifically an EDM dance party where clothing is 75% coloured beads and 25% optional. From the French 'fête,' meaning 'celebration.'
"Remember those paint-speckled a-cups we were spottin at last week's fet? Yeah I never touched boobs either."
by mnich May 30, 2017
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A movie that is critically/objectively bad, but also manages to be popular and "good". It is so bad it's somehow good.
by Exam Conflict November 9, 2014
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A word to describe someone who is neither fit nor fat.
She's not hot. She's kinda fet, but not fat.

Ohmigod, I'm getting fet!
by kaina December 15, 2004
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A word to use when you cant think of an insult for someone, usually for a chik.
Chik1:I hate that chik she's such a,a,a.......
Chik2: She's a fukin fet
by #1Milkshaker July 28, 2004
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