Fetal War

The Incliningly disturbing act in which two or more unborn fetus' engage in the act of war, which may include such actions as turf wars, kiddnapping, "gang banging", pack rape, drive by's and black mailing, Every year there is a reported average of 8,513,328 deaths from this traumatising act of war every year, Through scientific research show that this may be the reason for the thining numbers of twins, tripplet,quadtuplets, quintuplets, sextuplets, setuplets, octuplets, nontuplets and dodecatuplets. It has also been said, that on christmas day they put their war/s aside and engage in a friendly game of soccer, this is in respect to those fetus' who died in the great fetal war of '96 in which 2,000,000 odd fetus' lost thier lives defending their womb, in 150,000 different women/man.

Examples of what a Fetal War may be like:

Fetal Gang #1: Им дешава те убити лудака!
Fetal Gang #2: AHHH! за мать Россия!
Fetal Gang #3: Yo fools dont make me be drive byin yo unborn asses.
Fetal Gang #4:イル鋼の刃と私と私の大きなホンダの市民を殺す
Fetal Gang #5:ام هل ستكون ضربة!
Fetal Gang #6:Sind Sie jüdisch? Hagel Hitler / Feten!

by someweido April 19, 2009

Fetal Warrior

N. An incredibly badass unborn. Will cut it's own ambilical cord from birth, often done by forcing it's host body aka mother to swallow a machete or katana, then performs it's own Cesarian with it. Upon it's escape it will cut the ambilical cord.

"What's that on the ultrasound? is our baby wearing a ninja stylin' headband with the rising sun of Japan? Sweet Satan Delilah, I think you're carrying a Fetal Warrior! Hold still, I'll get the gun."

by Dave Manlove July 7, 2007

fecal warrior

One who partakes in wrestling with poo instead of mud.

ass pirate

Not only is she a champion mud wrestler, she also dominates as a fecal warrior.

by Craig Frezek December 9, 2008