feta cheese 

A really awkward kind of cheese, usually served with squash in a corner.

According to Onion, Feta is the most lazy of chee.

Feta and Provolone were walking down the street and Feta complimented on Provolone's thighs. Provolone was like "I smell like feet"

feta cheese by King Anthony V of Svalbard April 18, 2005

Feta Cheese 

The kidney stones coming out right when you cum

Feta cheese gave my sister mouth cancer

Feta Cheese by KaioBlue March 19, 2022

Fat piece of feta cheese 

It is a certain fatass that is a literal piece of feta cheese as soon as you look at him/her you can feel the amount of chunky fat lard in the air

Wow look at Anthony he such a fucking FAT PIECE OF FETA CHEESE I hope he dies of obesity dabdabdabdabdab

Fat piece of feta cheese by Hit dat bReEeEeEeEeEeEeZe March 5, 2019