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Ferrat Boy

A small little boy who has a huge a big jacket with a ferrat like thing on the hood that he pulls off and starts attacking people with. He also has a massive big bag which he most probably lives in
Person 1: Haha, look at what Ferrat Boy is doing
Ferrat Boy: *Pulls The Ferrat off his hood and starts hitting people with it*
Person 1 & 2: *laugh*
by Neera_Rawwr April 5, 2009
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La-Z-boy ferret crunch

The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?

WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.

HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.

(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)

HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...

OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.
by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006
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ferretboy

A boy who’s super flexible. Including during gay sex.

I am a ferretboy🥰
“I wanna fuck a ferretboy.”
by Mr.tweetweet June 17, 2023
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