Feral Mouse 

Aka; Smelly/Smosh

Ferallious Mousious; Contrary to popular belief, Feral Mouse isn't actually a Rodent of any sort. Nor is he Feral in any sense.

A Noctural creature, Feral Mouse prefers to grace the streets under the cloak of night, where he can paint any city pretty. Not limited to spray-paint, he's also known to create unique works of art in the form of puke. The only time you'll see Feral Mouse in daylight; is when he gets the Mid-day munchies and expeditions to his local Tesco's.

WARNING: Feral Mouse's are known to faint while waiting in line to be served at counters, so keep a clear distance!

To spot a Feral Mouse, you'll need to keep your eyes peeled on the blazed English lad complaining about how loud everyone's being while climbing through someones open window; or the hobo-in-training, marching a one-man silent protest for the sake of protesting.

Universally Stubborn. He doesn't like being told what to do. Even when told to 'DO YOUR WASHING!' by God herself, he refuses and sparks a J.

A frequent sinner, his hardened wrath is enough to melt any girl to her knees. Combined with his guttermind mouth, and unusual talent of being able to touch lady-balls on the inside, Feral Mouse is a sin personified, since 1987.

...ThatsFeralMouseInaNutShell <3

God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: No!
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: No!
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: Do yours!
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: *Sparks a J*
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: *tokes*
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: *Blows smoke in Gods face*
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: *Ignores God*
God: DO YOUR... heh.
God: Fine.
God: ...I'll do it ...You bully!

Feral Mouse by God Herself November 26, 2007