Feral Mouse

Aka; Smelly/Smosh

Ferallious Mousious; Contrary to popular belief, Feral Mouse isn't actually a Rodent of any sort. Nor is he Feral in any sense.

A Noctural creature, Feral Mouse prefers to grace the streets under the cloak of night, where he can paint any city pretty. Not limited to spray-paint, he's also known to create unique works of art in the form of puke. The only time you'll see Feral Mouse in daylight; is when he gets the Mid-day munchies and expeditions to his local Tesco's.

WARNING: Feral Mouse's are known to faint while waiting in line to be served at counters, so keep a clear distance!

To spot a Feral Mouse, you'll need to keep your eyes peeled on the blazed English lad complaining about how loud everyone's being while climbing through someones open window; or the hobo-in-training, marching a one-man silent protest for the sake of protesting.

Universally Stubborn. He doesn't like being told what to do. Even when told to 'DO YOUR WASHING!' by God herself, he refuses and sparks a J.

A frequent sinner, his hardened wrath is enough to melt any girl to her knees. Combined with his guttermind mouth, and unusual talent of being able to touch lady-balls on the inside, Feral Mouse is a sin personified, since 1987.

...ThatsFeralMouseInaNutShell <3

God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: No!
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: No!
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: Do yours!
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: *Sparks a J*
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: *tokes*
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: *Blows smoke in Gods face*
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: *Ignores God*
God: DO YOUR... heh.
God: Fine.
God: ...I'll do it ...You bully!

Feral Mouse by God Herself November 26, 2007

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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