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Felonosophy 

Noun- an informal word used to identify the knowledge of felon populations

Felonosophy (plural Felonosophies)

A belief or doctrine of felon populations; culture, ideals, beliefs,views, existence, knowledge, values, reason, mind, barriers
Variable by location
Upheld by the reformed

Philosophy of Felons

basic beliefs, concepts, and attitudes of an individual from the felons' view of criminal justice and criminology
"All people need a voice of representation; felonosophy is an outlook, a view from the inside out."

"She found a website called, felonosophy dot com and immediately connected with support and resources."

"People will follow what is right and holds true; felons are beginning to view felonosophy as a method of relating socially, without being stigmatized."

"My friend writes to me from solitary confinement and we generate ideas to contribute to the concept of felonosophy."

Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal 

A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.
"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"

Felonosifate 

When a bad guy has a bad fuckin thing happen and he knows it.
"Wanever someone calls me fuckin stoopit I jus use a big word in my fuckin vocalbularly, like felonosifate, wich means, like when a bad guy has a bad fuckin thing happen and he knows it."
Felonosifate by DoogieHowser1 March 16, 2010
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