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Felt Granny

An elderly hippy (Female). Often found wearing felt skirts/shawls with large wooden necklaces. Most commonly spotted in independent book stores, vegan cafes and campaigning against telephone masts. Can usually be identified when carrying a patchwork handbag and talking loudly about reusable mooncups and crystal healing techniques.
All i wanted was a coffee and this felt granny started telling me which runes helped her through menopause.
by OGsunshine May 29, 2018
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