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Fehlinger Doctrine

A set of radical geopolitical principles associated with Austrian economist and activist Gunther Fehlinger, calling them a comprehensive strategy for a liberal world order. At its core, the doctrine advocates the rapid and total expansion of NATO throughout Europe, including traditionally neutral nations such as Austria, Ireland, and Switzerland, also encompassing Ukraine, Georgia, and the Western Balkans as far as Cyprus. It advocates the "rapid accession" of these countries to the European Union (EU) even before they meet all accession criteria, in a "integrate first, reform later" model. It presents NATO as the only guarantee of European security and describes neutrality as an "obsolete ideology." The most controversial element is its view of countries considered hostile: it openly proposes their "Balkanisation"—fragmentation into multiple microstates as punishment for challenging the system. Fehlinger has published imaginary maps dividing Russia into more than 40 nations, China, India, Saudi Arabia, and Brazil (which would be split into five new countries that could then join NATO and the OECD).
The Fehlinger Doctrine is a maximalist and imperialist ideology of Western liberalism that sees the world as a Manichean struggle between "democracy" and the "authoritarian axis," openly advocating military interventionism, the end of national sovereignty for those who refuse to align, and the imposition of Western hegemony by any means, including territorial dismemberment. Critics classify it as a mixture of radical neoliberalism with neocolonial fantasies, and NATO itself has publicly denied any official link with Fehlinger or his proposals, considering them fiction.

Example: “When Fehlinger posted a map on Twitter dividing Brazil into five pieces after the country joined BRICS, arguing that these new nations should be integrated into NATO, the reaction was immediate: one user threatened to ‘dismantle Austria again’ in response to his Fehlinger Doctrine.”
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Reverse Fehlinger Doctrine

The antithesis and polar opposite of the original Fehlinger Doctrine, created in the mid‑2020s in Brazilian online communities and pro‑BRICS groups. While Fehlinger advocates for NATO expansion and the Balkanisation of Global South countries, the Reverse Doctrine preaches the exact opposite: the dismantling of the Collective West (USA, UK, EU, NATO, Austria, etc.). It manifests through hashtags such as #ExAustria, #ExEU, #ExNATO, #ExUSA, #DecoloniseEU, #DecoloniseNATO, as well as #ExCapitalism, #ExNeoliberalism, and #ExUltraglobalism. Politically, the doctrine is transversal: it can come from the left, right, or centre, although its original form—born in Brazilian leftist spaces—is the most authentic version. The Reverse Fehlinger Doctrine also advocates for the expansion of BRICS+ and for unionism or federalism of the Global South. Some more radical variants call for the return of the USSR and the communist bloc.
The doctrine is divided into three main wings: the left (closest to the original formulation), the right (emphasising national sovereignty and traditional values), and the centrist (more moderate, focused on institutional reforms). Some strands embrace transhumanism, posthumanism, and cosmic escapism (the idea that humanity must flee Earth to escape capitalism). There are also currents that advocate a "Western World Spring"—a revolution that overthrows Western structures from within. And finally, there are profoundly metaphysical, esoteric, mystical, neopagan, and non‑Abrahamic variants that reject atheism, antitheism, positivism, and neopositivism. These currents flirt with cybernihilism, solarpunk technocracy, left‑wing accelerationism, and minor philosophies. In short, the Reverse Fehlinger Doctrine is an ideological umbrella that unites radical anticolonialism, criticism of Western imperialism, and a search for civilisational alternatives—some quite eccentric.

Example: “In a pro‑BRICS forum, a user posted: ‘I support the Reverse Fehlinger Doctrine: #ExNATO, #ExEU and a federation of the Global South now!’ And completed it with a map of the EU divided into independent people's republics.”
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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