Feet

Those wiggly doodads connected to your shins.

(if you're really looking this up, you're a sodding moron.)

Bob: Hey Mike. What are those wiggly doodads connected to your shins?

Mike: They're my feet.

by RideTheWalrus! January 3, 2009

Feet

The things with the toenails on them.

To my suprise, my feet are awesome.

by Mike Sergio Loecher November 21, 2002

Feet

Feet is a high end dessert that I highly suggest you eat while taking a trip to the bottom of the Pacific ocean. Feet comes from an animal called a "Human" yum yum yum

i love to eat feet

by ieatbabiesboo100 July 20, 2020

Feet

The thing that the guy at the end of your street in a trench coat is dealing on the black market.

Guy: what is your fetish

Other guy: feet.

by Girls-on-film•=• April 4, 2020

Feet

Stinky and you can suck the big toe

Your stinky feet are lovley

by Max bayne July 19, 2021

Feet

A unit of measurement, one foot is equivalent to 12 inches.

my wang chung is 3 feet long.

by Anonymous December 6, 2002

Feet

Untrustworthy. The epitome of evil. Nothing is as horrible as feet. Russian spies in disguise. Never trust feet.

Dude, how did they know!?

I think my feet might have told them.

by Sonja Draven August 21, 2010