Fat hog

Pronounced fat hog
Noun
Definition: A mans dick is so huge it resembles a fat hog when erect

My dick is so big it looks like a fat hog . Your dick is too small to be a fat hogs

“Becky unzipped johns pants to find he had a fat hog of a penis. So fat that it couldn’t fit inside her”

“John only wears jeans because he has a fat hog that can’t be controlled by his shorts”

by I have the fattest hog June 4, 2018

Fat Hog

Morbidly Obese person.

A funny word to call your friends.

An insult to people you don’t like.

You fat hog.

by Fat hog February 8, 2022

fat hog

big fat-ass dickweed.

Which one of you fat hogs ate my damn pizza?!

by madd doctor April 21, 2009

Fat Hog

When a very large "dip" or smokeless tobacco is packed in the mouth.

Zach packed a Fat Hog in lunch today.

Im surprised the principal has'nt caught Randy with that Fat Hog in, what a dumbass.

by Dexatrim Natural October 7, 2006

fat hog

A big dork or jerk. Such as one who is unaware of his surroundings, or uncaring of others' feelings

Bill, you fat hog, get out of my way!

by madd doctor August 6, 2007

Packing a Fat Hog

Taking a thick penis anally

I couldn't answer the phone, I was packing a fat hog.

by Fraser Crest August 8, 2019

Fat Hog Nog

Stank hole fish lettuce on a Kelvonica blowup sex doll

Bro Blayden, AB is such a Fat Hog Nog.

by Jdkdjcbrdj February 11, 2022