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Fat Scout 

A Team Fortress 2 play style as the Heavy class in which you don't use your primary minigun, but instead your secondary shotgun.I would recommend the Killing Gloves of Boxing with this play style because the crits it offers are useful with shotguns.The crits last for a short time, but they could give you the victory in a 1v1 scenario with most classes if not all.
Non-serious Heavy:Screw it, i'm playing fat scout.
Fat Scout by Zuprehem February 7, 2019
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Fat Scout 

A Team Fortress 2 play style in which the Heavy class doesn't use his minigun at all, replacing it with his secondary-shotgun, becoming a way tankier but also way less mobile scout. (because he's fat, obviously)
Screw it, i'm playing as Fat Scout.
Fat Scout by Zuprehem February 7, 2019

Walmart Fat Scooter 

The mobility scooters provided by Walmart for the use of handicapped people but are usually only used by very fat people who are probably able to walk around but are either too lazy to walk or who have converted their obesity into a handicap for which they receive disability benefits. Most often seen with the front basket loaded with multiples of sugar or fat containing foods or other unhealthy food choices for someone of their size- along with a helper spouse/child/friend pushing a regular shopping cart loaded with the same. You will never, ever see an obese person driving a Walmart Fat Scooter with the basket containing excercise videos and hand weights. The typical Walmart Fat Scooter driver also seems to not have any experience in piloting the scooter as they tend to make full u-turns in aisles with other people forcing the people to move out of the scooter's way.
Dude 1: Look at that guy driving the Walmart Fat Scooter. He is huge and obese- how can people let themselves get that huge?

Dude 2: I think they get that big by using the Walmart Fat Scooter and buying bulk candy here at Walmart. Look at his basket. It's loaded up with bags of the after-Halloween sale candy!
Walmart Fat Scooter by econobiker October 29, 2009

scooter fat 

adj. The pinnacle of the hierarchy of the fat scale. A phrase to describe a person so fat that they are unable to walk and must use a scooter at the store.
Dude: Man, how big is she like chubby?

Dude #2: No Dude, like rotund huge!

Dude #1: O no, she's scooter fat

Dude #2: Yea scooter fat

fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun 

Usually, a overweight black man on a scooter drinking the orange flavour of caprisun
Hey look at that fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun, what an idiot

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026