Fat Jab

Fat Jab (Wegovy): Also known as semaglutide, it’s a UK slang term for this weight-loss injection. Administered weekly, it helps reduce appetite and promotes weight loss. While it’s got some side effects, the long-term risks are still unknown. It could be a game-changer in the long run, potentially saving lives and improving the health and quality of life of people.

Lee: I was in Lidl the other day, and I bumped into Dan, you know, Fat Dan! He’s got really skinny bruv. Mike told me he’s on those fat jabs, and I said, 'You look ten times better bruv!

Frank: that’s a good Init, bruv! Now what are we going to call him now Bruv Lol? Can’t call him Fat Dan anymore bruv! LOL

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 14, 2025