Someone who resembles a heavier Matt Damon and hits on women in Public.
The only way to defend against a Fat Damon is to address everyone in the vicinity, and in the most retarded voice possible proclaim, "Faaaaat Daaaamon".
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.