Fat Curtain

When someone is so fat that their shirt or blouse won't touch their pants but instead hangs in front like a curtain in front of their pants.

Billy: Did you see Mrs. Macky's fat curtain today.

Dan: Yeah it was like a cloth barrier for the wind that her fat rolls release.

by CrunkMagnum November 08, 2009

Fat Curtain

When your stomach is so fat it hangs over you groin

The last time I saw my penis was in my teens due to my fat curtain

by Cooperhixson February 16, 2021