fasted 

v. 1 to get destroyed and humiliated utterly; OWNED. 2. the act of utilizing something.

Origin: from Mplayer Team Fortress online gaming. Started by members of MOB, Massive Threat, otz, etc.

"Sleazy got fasted up the hard."

"Gringo's BBC fasted multiple victims last night...repeatedly."

fasted by Taimaishu May 24, 2004

fasted 

Fake wasted. An alcoholic placebo.

Knowing that Sierra had never actually been wasted, her friends gave her what she thought was a very strong mix drink.
she was totally fasted even though it was only lemonade.

fasted by Clemmentine September 14, 2007

fasted 

To get extremely intoxicated. A step higher than the term "wasted". The word comes from when "fucking wasted" is used together. Fasted is a shortened version of that.

"Let's go get fasted at the bar!"

"I got fasted and threw up everywhere last night."

fasted by Julio Escavez September 10, 2006

Fasted 

-verb
1. To get fucking wasted. 2. The White person's equivalent to getting crunk.

Tonight we're all going to get fasted at the party.

Fasted by danjoe October 16, 2010

fasted 

to be presented with something that's unusually large

I was totaly fasted the other day!

fasted by Clarabelle Sari September 21, 2006

Fasted 

Faster then faster

"DUDE THAT GUY WAS SO FASTED!"

Fasted by Its_real_trust_me January 30, 2021

fasted cardio 

A form of tourtue to ones self upon waking up out of bed in the morning. Preformed on an empty stomach, breakfast is served after "fasted" cardio.

Nick named "Hardio"

Girl 1: Did you get your fasted cardio in this morning?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! Got up at 5am this morning.

fasted cardio by The_mastaa October 28, 2015