Fartnozzle

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FARTNOZZLE the description of a person or persons acting like a bonehead. That guy is a total fartnozzle. Think of a funnel held your behind and farting. That's a fartnozzle.

That guy is a real fartnozzle.

Fartnozzle by Creative Native April 15, 2023

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fortnizzle

not to be confused with fortniggle

that guy is such a fortnizzle!

fortnizzle by freedomsimp69 April 23, 2021

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Related Words

fart nozzle • fartwizzleshadyplonkouch • fortnizzle • Fart Guzzler • fart muzzle • fart noize • Fart noodle

fartwizzleshadyplonkouch

The kind of severe injury that results from taking a piss under a shady tree, and accidentally fart, thereby causing a dead branch to fall off the tree and hit you in the penis. (Usually this only happens to male type people because women don't piss against trees very often. Also most of them don't have penises, just penis envy). Not the kind of woody most guys would choose.

Doctor: I'm sorry, son, you've got the worst case of fartwizzleshadyplonkouch I've seen. We'll have to operate.

fartwizzleshadyplonkouch by neverhappenedtome February 4, 2010

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fart nozzle

polite term for asshole

Karl Rove is a real fart nozzle

fart nozzle by KJ Plumb November 3, 2005

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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