Fartnozzle 

FARTNOZZLE the description of a person or persons acting like a bonehead. That guy is a total fartnozzle. Think of a funnel held your behind and farting. That's a fartnozzle.

That guy is a real fartnozzle.

Fartnozzle by Creative Native April 15, 2023

fortnizzle 

not to be confused with fortniggle

that guy is such a fortnizzle!

fortnizzle by freedomsimp69 April 23, 2021

fartwizzleshadyplonkouch 

The kind of severe injury that results from taking a piss under a shady tree, and accidentally fart, thereby causing a dead branch to fall off the tree and hit you in the penis. (Usually this only happens to male type people because women don't piss against trees very often. Also most of them don't have penises, just penis envy). Not the kind of woody most guys would choose.

Doctor: I'm sorry, son, you've got the worst case of fartwizzleshadyplonkouch I've seen. We'll have to operate.

fartwizzleshadyplonkouch by neverhappenedtome February 4, 2010

fart nozzle 

polite term for asshole

Karl Rove is a real fart nozzle

fart nozzle by KJ Plumb November 3, 2005