Fartnozzle

FARTNOZZLE the description of a person or persons acting like a bonehead. That guy is a total fartnozzle. Think of a funnel held your behind and farting. That's a fartnozzle.

That guy is a real fartnozzle.

Fartnozzle by Creative Native April 15, 2023

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fortnizzle

not to be confused with fortniggle

that guy is such a fortnizzle!

fortnizzle by freedomsimp69 April 23, 2021

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fartwizzleshadyplonkouch

The kind of severe injury that results from taking a piss under a shady tree, and accidentally fart, thereby causing a dead branch to fall off the tree and hit you in the penis. (Usually this only happens to male type people because women don't piss against trees very often. Also most of them don't have penises, just penis envy). Not the kind of woody most guys would choose.

Doctor: I'm sorry, son, you've got the worst case of fartwizzleshadyplonkouch I've seen. We'll have to operate.

fartwizzleshadyplonkouch by neverhappenedtome February 4, 2010

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fart nozzle

polite term for asshole

Karl Rove is a real fart nozzle

fart nozzle by KJ Plumb November 3, 2005

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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